Tahquamenon Falls

Day 5

Motel curtains are made out of old bath towels and saw a guy drive
down the street on his lawn mower. I loved yoopers.

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Day 5

Headed to pictured rocks for hiking - shipwreck exploring. And a
really cold ass swim in lake superior.

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What was it?

The 7 bags of baby wipes? The $33,000? The fact that I'm unemployed?
5lbs of trail mix? 1 gallon of blueberries? Rubber chicken?very large
bag of prescription drugs? Or the tampons in the mint tin? Which one
tipped you off mr. Customs man?

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Snuff film makings?

We have $33,000 in the car...

When a customs agent puts you in a brick room and says - hands against the wall, legs spread shoulder width apart.... Bad things are going happen

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shenanigans

Au revoir!

bye montreal - hello rubber chicken and moose droppings... abd more
than likely another maple overdose

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Poutine

Gravy and some rubbery cheese. Mmmm canadia eats

Bawk! Bawk!!

Missed connecting flight thanks to pilots enjoying happy hour.

Looking forward to 11pm sunsets

Last minute packing at office

checked. in.

and. checked. out.

airport security

2 bikinis, check. skirt, check. tank top, check. tooth brush, check. passport, check. duct tape, check. axe, check....

the first rule of caravan of courage

no deleting and no looking back.

Tentative Itinerary

Montreal (French Canadian shit) > Ottawa (who the hells knows what's here?) > Hwy 17 (a lot of nothing, eh?) > Sault St. Marie (Antlers Inn bitches) > Pictured Rocks (pure happiness here and maybe some black flies the size of deer) > Mackinaw (yeah, who thought it was a good idea to eat fudge next to horse poop?) > Traverse (cherry pit spitting and dunes, dune, dunes!!!)

SACRE BLEU!!

11 days left....

Day One