Tentative Itinerary

Montreal (French Canadian shit) > Ottawa (who the hells knows what's here?) > Hwy 17 (a lot of nothing, eh?) > Sault St. Marie (Antlers Inn bitches) > Pictured Rocks (pure happiness here and maybe some black flies the size of deer) > Mackinaw (yeah, who thought it was a good idea to eat fudge next to horse poop?) > Traverse (cherry pit spitting and dunes, dune, dunes!!!)